Insults are like Swear Words. But for cool people. Some insults include.

  • And that's why his Mum left him
  • If by girlfriend you mean right hand then sure
  • I would insult you but that would be a waste of words
  • In the future you will still take my lunch money. At subway
  • So you want to be an Astronaut... Yeah that's not happening
  • So... You had a break up... More like Girl FAIL than girl Friend
  • F off... isn't that what your parents did when they first saw you?
  • Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  • I prefer a Battle of wits, but you seem to be unarmed.
  • While I do appreciate the futility of your argument, it should be noted that you are only stepping on yourself now.